how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
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I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
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We Don't Teach Kids German In Gym Class, So Why On Earth Would We Teach This In Biology Class?
One of these things is not like the other one.
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I love it
lauren evie
“I Love It” by Lauren Evie
Icona Pop (acoustic cover)
So good.
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ladies and gents, the ass is back
Exclusive: How the Syrian Electronic Army hacked the FT
Matt has an inside line to the SEA; he recently interviewed members of the group.
Hacking news organizations is so hot right now, apparently.
You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished.
OKAY I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE BUT GOD IT HURTS. THE FIRST GIF IS OF TEN AND RIVER. THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE IS TRYING TO GET HER TO TELL HIM WHO SHE IS. TO HIM. AND RIVER OF COURSE WON’T TELL HIM. BUT SHE STILL WANTS HIM TO TRUST HER AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY SHE REACHES OUT TO HIM, TO STRAIGHTEN HIS BOW TIE, LIKE SHE NORMALLY WOULD. EXCEPT IT’S NOT THERE. BECAUSE THIS IS TEN. AND TEN DOESN’T WEAR BOW TIES. AND I THINK THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN SHE REALIZES THAT THIS MAN, EVEN THOUGH HE IS THE DOCTOR, IS NOT HER DOCTOR. HER DOCTOR WEARS BOW TIES AND THINKS THEM COOL. HER DOCTOR FLIRTS AND FLAILS AROUND HER. THIS MAN IS FREAKED OUT BY THE MEAR PRESENCE OF HER. WHO SHE IS. WHO SHE COULD BE. AND I THINK THAT TERRIFIES HER.
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