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whiskeybeard:

millennial-review:

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Has Black Mirror done an episode where everybody without a degree disappears? Imagine the chaos.

justbeingdanielle:

headcannonwip:

stephenfryindrag:

keetongu:

sixpenceee:

Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

I’m so confused as to what I’m supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you?

Whoa. For a second there I though Campbell’s came out with scented candles.

Team Valor, Mystic, and Instinct in order

sorryicouldnot:

I cant fault Mr. Darcy for going to parties and not talking to anyone, because that’s exactly what I do at parties. Following around the one person I know, and insulting everyone else while I’m at it, either unintentionally or not? Sounds like a blast

glumshoe:

two hyperactive men with considerable homoerotic chemistry between them assault a flustered diction coach with aggressive tap-dancing for no apparent reason 

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

la la land but instead of a jazz pianist it’s a space princess played by mila kunis and instead of a struggling actress it’s a half wolf half human hybrid played by channing tatum. there are magic rocket boots and eddie redmayne screams at everyone and there’s a space wedding and sean bean plays a fucking bee

thesnadger:

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pinkiepiebones:

thesnadger:

Into The Spiderverse took 100% of its critically acclaimed visuals from comic books and street art and while there are obvious in-universe reasons for this it can’t be ignored that BOTH of these are traditionally seen as “lowbrow” populist art forms, here celebrated for their inherent beauty, complexity and sociopolitical importance. In this essay I will-

Where’s the essay OP

Not a full essay but lemmie tell you. Spoilers below.

Why does Miles stop at a time-sensitive moment to paint one of Peter’s suits when he’d probably want to get going as quickly as possible? Three reasons.

One, on a character level Miles is about to go into the scariest endgame fight he’s been in the entire movie. Taking the time to make the costume his own, to take this little part of the old Spiderman’s legacy and probably get some encouraging words from Aunt May is important to pysch himself up enough to do this.

Two, suiting up for the first time is an important rite of passage in superhero comics. It represents the character deliberately taking on the role. Miles has been wearing a kid’s costume because he feels like a kid trying to take on the role of a hero. By putting on a real costume, his own costume that he designed, he is becoming his own hero.

Three, his costume is an extension of his art. He uses spray paint to alter it, and we see little drips and splatters in the costume’s design. Miles is a street artist and his spider-suit is a street artists’s creation. 

Miles’s street art and his coming into his own as Spiderman are directly linked in the narrative in a way that’s too perfect to be accidental. His costume is made with spray paint. He’s bitten while painting a mural. He uses his spider-powers to put a sticker where his dad can’t find it. Jefferson doesn’t like Spiderman’s methods or Miles’s art. But in the end, he’s willing to work with both. And street art is the shared history Aaron, Jefferson and Miles all have even if they ended up on three drastically different paths.

Miles paints murals, throws stickers up on street signs, etc, both as self-expression and an expression of love for his city. It’s that same love for his home that makes him Spiderman, the city’s protector. His vigilante heroism and his illegal art are expressions of exact same thing.

And comics! This movie loves the language of comics! 

It loves the humor in seeing the words float in the air around the characters! It loves stylized human figures and kirby dots and dynamic transitions! It loves the way comics tell stories (note that every time a characters is narrating their backstory in Into The Spiderverse it switches to comic format, doing highly comic-specific things like having three characters telling their stories side by side.)

Miles reads Spiderman comics in-universe and they’re what helps him understand what’s happening. How many people who worked on this movie do you think read a comic at a formative age and saw themselves in it, in some way?

Of course, if I’m going to talk about the “language” of comics or the “language” of street art I can’t ignore the fact that these two art forms have influenced each other immensely over the years, joyfully borrowing from each other at every opportunity. 

fyeahmaxriemelt:

I’m sorry @netflix but none of your other shows has a cast that gives me as much joy and life as the Sense8 cast so you’ll have to give me Season 3 at least thank youuu

ink-pedia:

Yellow Dog

glumshoe:

argumate:

glumshoe:

I’m actually fascinated by the question of “just how technical must a graphic description of a sex act be before it effectively becomes safe for work?” At a certain point, it becomes a biomedical text… but can it still be considered erotica? Has it transcended “obscenity”?

when it turns literally everyone off

Surely someone out there enjoys descriptions of low-viscosity fluids being forcefully expelled out of the urinary meatus by coordinated contractions of the bulbospongiosus and other inguinal muscles and transferred directly into the esophagus of a secondary participant for deglutition. 

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crazyintheeast:

broke: it’s so unrealistic that nearly all the aliens in the Marvel universe look like humans

woke: Asgardians have been fucking their way through the universe for the last several billion years and we all look like them

ilovecats4ever:

dankmemeuniversity:

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His full name backwards is Gnorts Mr. Alien (gnorts means hello in alien)😧

deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit